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If your only measure of value is color, then you shall never appreciate the...
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I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
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I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for...
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If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
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Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few...
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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Leaders aren’t born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else,...