Quote #24301
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
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You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30362
Insanity in individuals is something rare – but in groups, parties, nations and epochs,...
Quote #2642
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
Quote #16457
We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is...
Quote #24636
Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big...
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The politician is … trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to...
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #12428
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its...