Quote #1841
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #11720
I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #319
In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #12641
Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their...
Quote #7144
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion,...
Quote #7498
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
Quote #9278
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...
Quote #33782
I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.