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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
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Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
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What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with...
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
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Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
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The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
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If all men lead mechanical, unpoetical lifes, this is the real nihilism, the real...
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Adversity does teach who your real friends are.