Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #29327
Wealth and children are the adornment of life.
Quote #8082
It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.
Quote #10070
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #2102
It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of...
Quote #24829
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #26937
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’entrate. (Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)
Quote #24657
Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
Quote #17219
Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.