Quote #9628
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
Quote #18160
If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
Quote #26184
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,...
Quote #570
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
Quote #10654
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #28612
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end...
Quote #24136
Most people go on living their everyday life half frightened, half indifferent, they behold...
Quote #31821
Not only as each new year dawns, but constantly, persistently, the God of all...
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.