Quote #34496
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Quote #5643
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #6300
The greatest enemy of the truth is very often not the lie–delierate, contrived, and...
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #17668
Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
Quote #3033
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #33589
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
Quote #862
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #21348
Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic...