Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #8447
Good sense is, of all things among men, the most equally distributed: for every...
Quote #11216
A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.
Quote #15606
Patience is the key to content.
Quote #11307
Any artist should be grateful for a naive grace which puts him beyond the...
Quote #24414
The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has...
Quote #18727
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...