Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #10441
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Quote #15363
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of...
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #2715
Favorite color: I hate colors.
Quote #19044
We are no longer happy as soon as we wish to be happier.
Quote #10724
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Quote #7837
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #22150
There are some things which men confess with ease, and others with difficulty.
Quote #32235
It is important to live each day with a positive perspective. It is not...