Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #1755
My only aversion to vice, is the price.
Quote #31278
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
Quote #7560
There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #3477
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #8515
Praise youth and it will prosper.
Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
Quote #22513
The greatness comes not when things go always good for you. But the greatness...