Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Quote #33455
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
Quote #22378
We are punished by our sins, not for them.
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #31662
Throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past...
Quote #9863
I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Quote #26106
Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will...
Quote #16192
The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of...
Quote #2899
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you...
Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.