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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
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Do not think that your Learning and Genius, your Wit or Sprightliness, are welcome...
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In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original...
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....
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To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is...
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It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.