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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a...
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Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities...
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Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
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Life is going to give you just what you put into it. Put your...
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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
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People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
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To err is human, but is feels divine.