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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
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Greatness is great power, producing great effects. It is not enough that a man...
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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
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Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.