Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #3187
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about...
Quote #4911
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #30264
We’re a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of...
Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #4191
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #6801
Boxing is just show business with blood.
Quote #30429
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion...