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This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience.
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You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
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Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated...
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The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing...
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Life is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.
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To him who is in fear everything rustles.
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We have two ears and one mouth so we may listen more and talk...
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.