Tom Lehrer Quote #12571 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Leslie Nielsen Quote #34359 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 ‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Katherine Hepburn Quote #10706 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Jane Austen Quote #25152 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Gahan Wilson Quote #5391 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring...
Will Rogers Quote #9501 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
John Buchan Quote #26099 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things,...
Buddha Quote #14400 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Therefore, be ye lamps unto yourselves, be a refuge to yourselves. Hold fast to...
Henry Cate VII Quote #13519 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Shelley Winters Quote #34892 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...