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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
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Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him...
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What you are shouts so loud in my ears I cannot hear what you...
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Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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Even paranoids have real enemies.
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He had a heart that could have held the empire of the world; and,...
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Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its...
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If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...