Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #28128
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #25898
A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
Quote #4362
Force has no place where there is need of skill.
Quote #20617
Whatever must happen ultimately should happen immediately.
Quote #22377
The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.
Quote #3516
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #15649
I believe that there never was a creator of a philosophical system who did...
Quote #7259
Of two evils we must always choose the least.
Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.