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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...
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You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
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God, give me courage to do what I can, humility to admit what I...
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Nothing strengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individual responsibility.
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I must dislike those who, whatever I do to please them, persist in disliking...
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Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
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An honor is not diminished for being shared.