Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #4916
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
Quote #27634
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #21149
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education.
Quote #22433
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
Quote #10190
Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear.
Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #17289
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #25550
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...