Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28356 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Andr Malraux Quote #18105 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 And when man faces destiny, destiny ends and man comes into his own.
Edgar Watson Howe Quote #28780 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Oscar Hammerstein II Quote #15547 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All the sounds of the earth are like music.
Joey Adams Quote #24692 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
Victor Borges Quote #2285 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
George Carlin Quote #12574 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
James Harvey Robinson Quote #5915 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as...
Albert Schweitzer Quote #19868 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out...
George Washington Quote #23750 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Differences in political opinion are as unavoidable as, to a certain point, they may...