Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #13093
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Quote #28711
When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected only here’s the rub, my...
Quote #3544
or academic men to be happy, the universe would have to take shape. All...
Quote #31662
Throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past...
Quote #31689
A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an...
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #13846
Where observation is concerned, chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quote #18783
What is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing...