Quote #20539
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #4191
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #8455
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #24700
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
Quote #1958
Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Quote #21066
Enjoy things which are pleasant that is not the evil it is the reducing...
Quote #18908
The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
Quote #12184
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I...