Quote #33554
The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees...
Quote #1026
Immortality — a fate worse than death.
Quote #6056
Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...
Quote #5667
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Quote #20448
All perception of truth is the detection of an analogy we reason from our...
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #2859
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #3215
Success is a great deodorant.