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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
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When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most...
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Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time...
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I hear it said that West Berlin is militarily untenable-and so was Bastogne, and...
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
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If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you...
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A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
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The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.