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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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As long as war is regarded as wicked it will always have its fascinations....
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I learned in business that you had to be very careful when you told...
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It’s deja vu all over again
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We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity.
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Let tears flow of their own accord their flowing is not inconsistent with inward...
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Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself.
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Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
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Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy–for friendship’s...