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My favorite animal is steak.
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I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to...
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I once said, “We will bury you,” and I got into trouble with it....
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read...
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Conservation is humanity caring for the future.
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First deserve, and then desire.
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…greatness sympathises with greatness, and littleness shrinks into itself.
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It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...