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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and...
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We struggle with the complexities and avoid the simplicities.
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At the bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique human...
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A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide,...
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Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your...
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty...
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
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It is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes...