Quote #25433
I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
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To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside Who fears to ask, doth teach to...
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We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
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A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know...
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Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
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Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #26482
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.