Steven Wright Quote #5309 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28287 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells...
Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) Quote #14493 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde Quote #33010 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his...
Proverbs 2717 Bible Quote #25596 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countance of his friend.
Charles Dickens, Great Expectations Quote #8012 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We need never be ashamed of our tears.
Sarah Brady Quote #25913 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
Joe Moore Quote #30138 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
St. John Baptist de La Salle, The Rules of Christian Manners and Civility (c. 1695) Quote #2133 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a...