Quote #27319
I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
Quote #31678
History makes us some amends for the shortness of life.
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #28132
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #10462
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #29746
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time...
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #8973
To play it safe is not to play.