Quote #3599
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #3769
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be...
Quote #16385
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and...
Quote #1575
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
Quote #29225
Into this Universe, and Why not knowing Nor Whence, like Water, willy-nilly flowing And...
Quote #4745
Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about...
Quote #32346
You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
Quote #2749
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
Quote #3647
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...