Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
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The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
Quote #5556
I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons...
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #11958
Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
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The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get...