Quote #12936
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we...
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #17830
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #27116
The easiest thing of all is to deceive one’s self for what a man...
Quote #24489
He is as mad as a March hare.
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #19079
I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.
Quote #28447
Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the...
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.