Quote #27184
Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #6107
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
Quote #32461
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
Quote #19010
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #9091
Hope is only the love of life.
Quote #18874
Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...
Quote #20808
Cowards die many times before their deathsThe valiant never taste of death but once.
Quote #2430
Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.