Quote #6629
God makes all things good; man meddles with them and they become evil.
Quote #6191
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #14542
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply...
Quote #19202
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #5383
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we...
Quote #1596
Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of...
Quote #21345
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...