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If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
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Time is the fire in which we burn.
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Go often to the house of thy friend for weeds soon choke up the...
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to...
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...