Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a...
Quote #33999
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is...
Quote #8424
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Quote #30027
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving...
Quote #10706
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #7094
It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man; that gives...
Quote #10668
No matter how long we exist, we have our memories. Points in time which...
Quote #173
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...