Quote #17309
No man loves life like him that’s growing old.
Quote #6592
When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag.
Quote #34037
Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #17997
Well begun is half done.
Quote #18707
The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...
Quote #16403
In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the...
Quote #22343
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Quote #34466
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #21536
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...