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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
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Even the best of friends need time apart.
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When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity since sanity is,...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
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Life is short; live it up.