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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Honey is sweet but bees sting.
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A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
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Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
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I claim the right to contradict myself. I don’t want to deprive myself of...
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
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‘Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. — last...
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...