Quote #23428
It’s a dangerous business going out your front door.
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Rumack Yes I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
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Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #29309
And remember this if you ever think you’re too small to be effective —...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #21388
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a...
Quote #2843
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
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A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save...
Quote #31349
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.