Quote #4108
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
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When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong– or absolutely...
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Ricky Here’s what I’m gonna ask of you… We’re going to be spending the...
Quote #21160
There are many people in the world who really don’t understand-or say they don’t-what...
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If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too...
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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People forget how fast you did a job — but they remember how well...
Quote #26780
That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being...
Quote #20826
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.