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Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which...
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
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Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
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If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...
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1. Never tell everything at once.
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
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Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.