Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #1835
A chic type, a rough type, an odd type – but never a stereotype
Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #11799
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at...
Quote #14223
… put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
Quote #20083
He that does not ask will never get a bargain.