Buddy Hackett Quote #9873 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
George Santayana Quote #3973 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
Cyrus H. Curtis Quote #3641 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot...
Will Rogers Quote #19317 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28145 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Andrew A. Rooney Quote #31244 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t...
Ernest Hemingway Quote #17057 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us,...
Groucho Marx Quote #34266 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Nicolas Boileau Quote #25754 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
Elizabeth Cady Stanton Quote #31829 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell...