Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #32447
You’re the one I love to love, hate to hate, love to hate and...
Quote #33990
There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your...
Quote #8276
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #27813
If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.
Quote #14620
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Quote #1509
I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are...
Quote #14434
Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters.
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The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably...