Quote #2713
When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is...
Quote #13968
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #28903
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #34884
These days an income is something you can’t live without–or within.
Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #13701
Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is...
Quote #15181
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Quote #14598
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.