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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
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There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
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It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times...
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The more things change the more they remain the same.
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The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
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Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety...
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I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable...
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...